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you kno wat really grinds my gears

  • Nov. 29th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
angry em
the fact that the headline isnt
"eminem's mom soon to remarry"
OR
"eminem soon to get a new stepdad"

nope its

"eminems soon to be stepdad is bisexual."
.
.
.

it gets better.
EMINEM's mum is getting hitched to her bisexual agent who once tried to sue her.
is the first line.
notice
how
bisexual
is thrown in there.
also notice
how he tried to sue her
so wuldnt u title the article,
eminems soon to be stepdad tried to sue mom or sumthing?


like imagine for a moment
that eminems mom was marrying a striaght dude.
so wat wuld that line say
EMINEM's mum is getting hitched to her heterosexual agent who once tried to sue her.

like thats completely unnecessary
that really
grinds
my
gears.

http://www.forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?t=72638

omg they killed gaston!

  • Nov. 29th, 2009 at 11:42 AM
free slim shady
YOU BASTARDS

last night was really great, i needed it.
=D
too bad i napped throught anastasia i really wanted to watch it. ]=

god fucking damit

  • Nov. 27th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
angry em
damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit damit

oops

and my mom wants me to see a therapist.

Nov. 23rd, 2009

  • 3:46 PM
straight jacket em
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i fucking luld

  • Oct. 28th, 2009 at 3:02 AM
helena omgshessocute
saltygonzales: mar
nevermorex39: cup
saltygonzales: cock
nevermorex39: om nom
saltygonzales: no
saltygonzales: do youwant the cock?
saltygonzales: make dinner
nevermorex39: kay
saltygonzales: not jsut sammiches
nevermorex39: *sammich
nevermorex39: fine
saltygonzales: no bad awifu
nevermorex39: *full course lasagna with skirt stake
saltygonzales: yummy
saltygonzales: good waifu<3
saltygonzales: *cock
nevermorex39: OM NOM!
nevermorex39: nomnomnom
saltygonzales: fil is a genius
nevermorex39: how
saltygonzales: Fil: i get dinners
1:09:14 AM Fil: not just sammiches
1:09:24 AM Jacob Axtell: well shit
1:09:31 AM Jacob Axtell: how do i train it to do that?
1:09:40 AM Fil: tease it with cock
1:09:47 AM Fil: 'then when its craving cock
1:09:50 AM Fil: make it make dinner
1:09:55 AM Fil: then reward it with cock
nevermorex39: ROFLMAO
saltygonzales: hes so damn smart
nevermorex39: damn
nevermorex39: i feel so played
saltygonzales: wat?
saltygonzales: why?
nevermorex39: LOL
nevermorex39: i feel rite into that
nevermorex39: fell*

Oct. 22nd, 2009

  • 8:36 PM
em givng the bird
im just so angry
i dont really know why.
just
so
fucking
angry
at everything
and everyone
for no
fucking
reason.

Oct. 21st, 2009

  • 7:25 PM
helena omgshessocute
i cant fucking wait for erica to come down.

the worst predicament ever.

  • Oct. 11th, 2009 at 9:29 PM
free slim shady
so. i am in this rly shitty predicament.
i have this cookie that i rly rly rly rly rly wanna eat
its a candy corn shaped cookie with allt he right colors
and it has a smile
and eyes
and its so cute
i wanna eat it like uve no idea
but
i cant
cuz its like a smileing candy corn
with alike a face
and like
that makes it like a person
and that wuld make me a candy corn canable
and like im not
a candy corn canable
so like
i cant eat it
BUT I FUCKING WANT TO LIKE OMG
IDK WAT TO DO AND IM ON THE FONE WITH MOSES readin this entry as i right it and he prbly thinks im crazy cuxz i kind of am
and i have one bottle and a half of smirnoffs and im not even rly tipsy but i cant eat this cookie cuz its a person
but
like
i RLY WANT IT
SO IDKK WAT TO DO AND IT KEEPS LOOKING AT ME

Oct. 11th, 2009

  • 12:41 AM
free slim shady
i hate my parents.
i hate them so much.
i want to just run the fuck away or just anhero or sumthing i hate it
i cant live life not freei just cant
i want the freedom
and they just wont give it to me.
i got the car taken away
cuz i have no respect and i come home late.
...
...
wtf.
fuck u
i need my own car but i cant even alsmost afford it.



at least i had fun with dima.
<3 i love him.

Oct. 8th, 2009

  • 7:37 PM
em givng the bird
im severely cocky right now.
i feel i am brilliant.

also.
im spoiled.
if you are not somewhat intelligent i do not want anything to do with you.
sigh.


and my lucky pants are lucky.
i got petted by cute velcro james.
mr MUENSEN CAME IN. WHAT?>!
yeah.
my pants.
lucky.

lets review the past.
-lenn oddity
-got laid twice.
-david
-muensen.

yup.

Oct. 3rd, 2009

  • 12:20 AM
angry em
SO i just had this urge to re friend request jeff and beg him to take me back.
yeah.
yeah.
ill let u kno if i do it.

Oct. 2nd, 2009

  • 10:02 PM
baby em
next friday is hopefully going to be the best day of my life.

LOVES

  • Sep. 28th, 2009 at 11:56 AM
free slim shady
getting caught with alcohol and not getting in trouble
YAY =]



... fuck hw. tho.



ahhahahaha
my mom thinks i need help cuz i have sex for pleasure and not for love.
oh mom.
sorry i fail u as a daughter.

my eye brows are hideous.

  • Sep. 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 PM
angry em
bitch obs doesnt know what the difference btwn hair and skin is.
so now im missing skin.
on my eye brows.
it hurts and i look awful.
im rly upset.
and still angry.
i miss jake.
]=

Sep. 20th, 2009

  • 8:26 PM
em givng the bird
i wanna cuddle.
ps my dad told me if i promised to stop smoking weed hed "let" me get a tattoo.
hahaha. what a tard.


i told jake i wanted to cuddle and he sent me text cuddles.
god i love him

yay

  • Sep. 17th, 2009 at 10:02 PM
baby em
yay

Sep. 16th, 2009

  • 10:24 PM
baby em
GOD I LOVE HOT PPL WHO WANT TO FUCK ME.
and YAY for 2moro.


god wat the fuck wuld i do without moses?
id crumble

Aug. 30th, 2009

  • 7:37 PM
angry em
im a pretty violent person in my dreams

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